This is needed

this is a list of people who i legitimately hate in the world. From piece of shit friends to cheating girlfriends and liars. This list is for all of them:
Luke Bristow Cara Lucas
Andrew Cooke Leo Maguire

new moto!

Lets become Experts first and practice later

don't follow the crowd

ITS FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE!

Men vs Women

There are two types of people in the world, there are men and there are women. There is one key thing different between the two that you can only realise after a good few years. Women only have to grow up to be more successful than they're mothers, and in the most cases that means you have to have gained a job or even given birth a couple of times, as long as you surpass them. Fathers love theyre daughters and as long as they don't have to pay for it they don't care.
With Men they are at a bigger disadvantage to that of women, firstly fathers don't want they're sons to do better than them, so fathers will discourage university or any high paid job opportunity. Secondly mothers cling to sons like a rampant dog to a table leg and also prohibit any opportunity unless it isn't further than 5miles from the family home where they can still control.
Men vs Women shall be furthered as a discussion in the future posts, keep tuned.

To be a student

you must firstly start with nothing and expect to end with nothing. A degree really is a piece of paper, if your lucky its laminated and serves no purpose other than to make your mum smile for a couple of days and stop hassling you to do something with your life. Dad's and degrees have a similar relationship to that of a hammer and a door handle, they exist happily but neither really gives a shit about the other.

Insomniac checklist

5x premixed cappuccino sachet's
1 pack of red Lucky Strikes
1 lighter / matches
1 facebook account
1 internet access
1 box of branflakes
(spoon optional)
1 lack of reality....

Music, the test!

If a piece of music is successful it will make you feel the following things:
-Damn i hate this
-arghhh! your so irritating!
-whats that tune in my heaad? its that F**king song!!!
-hmm i guess the lyrics are quite good actually
-ok yeah it was on the radio and i didnt change the station
-im going to download that later!
-i want the album!
-i saw them live, and it was good!