this is a list of people who i legitimately hate in the world. From piece of shit friends to cheating girlfriends and liars. This list is for all of them:
Luke Bristow Cara Lucas
Andrew Cooke Leo Maguire
Sunday, 22 August 2010
Saturday, 21 August 2010
Men vs Women
There are two types of people in the world, there are men and there are women. There is one key thing different between the two that you can only realise after a good few years. Women only have to grow up to be more successful than they're mothers, and in the most cases that means you have to have gained a job or even given birth a couple of times, as long as you surpass them. Fathers love theyre daughters and as long as they don't have to pay for it they don't care.
With Men they are at a bigger disadvantage to that of women, firstly fathers don't want they're sons to do better than them, so fathers will discourage university or any high paid job opportunity. Secondly mothers cling to sons like a rampant dog to a table leg and also prohibit any opportunity unless it isn't further than 5miles from the family home where they can still control.
Men vs Women shall be furthered as a discussion in the future posts, keep tuned.
With Men they are at a bigger disadvantage to that of women, firstly fathers don't want they're sons to do better than them, so fathers will discourage university or any high paid job opportunity. Secondly mothers cling to sons like a rampant dog to a table leg and also prohibit any opportunity unless it isn't further than 5miles from the family home where they can still control.
Men vs Women shall be furthered as a discussion in the future posts, keep tuned.
To be a student
you must firstly start with nothing and expect to end with nothing. A degree really is a piece of paper, if your lucky its laminated and serves no purpose other than to make your mum smile for a couple of days and stop hassling you to do something with your life. Dad's and degrees have a similar relationship to that of a hammer and a door handle, they exist happily but neither really gives a shit about the other.
Insomniac checklist
5x premixed cappuccino sachet's
1 pack of red Lucky Strikes
1 lighter / matches
1 facebook account
1 internet access
1 box of branflakes
(spoon optional)
1 lack of reality....
1 pack of red Lucky Strikes
1 lighter / matches
1 facebook account
1 internet access
1 box of branflakes
(spoon optional)
1 lack of reality....
Music, the test!
If a piece of music is successful it will make you feel the following things:
-Damn i hate this
-arghhh! your so irritating!
-whats that tune in my heaad? its that F**king song!!!
-hmm i guess the lyrics are quite good actually
-ok yeah it was on the radio and i didnt change the station
-im going to download that later!
-i want the album!
-i saw them live, and it was good!
-Damn i hate this
-arghhh! your so irritating!
-whats that tune in my heaad? its that F**king song!!!
-hmm i guess the lyrics are quite good actually
-ok yeah it was on the radio and i didnt change the station
-im going to download that later!
-i want the album!
-i saw them live, and it was good!
She'll be back
when a girl you like is blatantly bored by you and you feel like crap, simply brush off the situation with the one phrase 'She'll be back'
Buy me a drink first!!
when you want to either disguise an awkward or embarrassing moment you can mask it with the one universal phrase of 'buy me a drink first'
possible applications:
-walk into a lamp post
-you accidentally brush hands with a friend
-a girl looks at you in the street
-an old lady looks at you in the street
-a guy looks at you in the street
-a tramp looks at you in the street
-a dog looks at you in the street
possible applications:
-walk into a lamp post
-you accidentally brush hands with a friend
-a girl looks at you in the street
-an old lady looks at you in the street
-a guy looks at you in the street
-a tramp looks at you in the street
-a dog looks at you in the street
That is some Jill Dandon shit!
when you avoid somebody and they purposely later ask you why you avoided them, obvious no??
This is the first post!
this is my new blog dedicated to things that myself and people i encounter have either said or done, and have inspired at least a vague grin on my face =] enjoy
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